March 21st, 2013
I have a confession. A few weeks ago my fuck buddy and I were in a rut, sexually. We were so busy we just weren’t in the mood. But last week I discovered something, and now we can’t stop!
I’m going to share my secret; it’s called Nuru massage, helped by Nuru exotic massage gel. You haven’t lived until you’ve used Nuru. When I discovered this amazing gel I was skeptical and worried nothing would get my husband and I back to our old sexual selves. But honestly, what feels better after a long day than a massage? When he put this gel on my back and began rubbing I was amazed. His hands slid easily over my body and were soon sliding to areas other than my back. Touching him and having him touch me got us both back in the mood faster than you can say Nuru!
March 8th, 2013
You know how everyone has a story about how they found out their wife was really working part-time as an escort? No? Well, unfortunately, as much as I’d like to say I lack the story as well, that would be a lie. The truth is, once you find out your sweet, loving and beautiful wife is secretly working as an escort at the London escort agency while you think she’s donating time to a local charity, lies begin to look less and less attractive.
Perhaps It’s my fault for not seeing some of the warning signs. I mean, high heels, a designer dress and fur coat does seem like inappropriate attire to go and work at a soup kitchen. Not to mention, all the new friends she was meeting at the “soup kitchen” didn’t seem to be overly concerned with philanthropy.
I guess given all the signs, I’m the only one to blame. I can’t say that I’m mad, and who knows, maybe I’ll make a trip to the “soup kitchen” one of these days myself.
February 24th, 2013
I’ve just arrived back from a business trip in Dublin. It was only a short overnight trip and although I didn’t get to see much of Dublin and all the tourist places that I would like to have seen, it was still a very interesting couple of days made even funnier by the conversation I overheard between a man and a woman on the flight back home. From what I could gather, they were both complete strangers but when the man asked her what her job was she said she worked as a telephone sex operator! She then went on to tell him about some of the weird telephone call she has from customers. I don’t know whether she knew that I could hear every word but I couldn’t help but laugh at some of the things she was telling him. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much in my life.